If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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