We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
True college students do jello shots in the library
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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