it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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