maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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