My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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