my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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