problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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