we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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