I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just found puke in my bra..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
