found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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