brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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