turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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