it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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