I wanna bring you to show and tell
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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