Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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