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  • @Discussion: Thank you Captain Obvious

    Submitted by hashassin on Jan 7, 11 at 1:36am
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  • Get it!!

    Submitted by danielle3 on Jan 6, 11 at 3:13pm
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  • I propose a blowjob. With pinky action.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Jan 6, 11 at 6:05pm
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  • Yes!

    Submitted by JitsJitsJits89 on Jan 6, 11 at 4:03pm
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  • Hahaha I had a fortune like this one time, except I'm pretty sure it said people will find it hard to resist your propositions or something like that :) love fortunes like that!

    Submitted by misskae13 on Jan 7, 11 at 1:31am
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  • Don't be such a pussy!

    Submitted by kaycee27 on Jan 7, 11 at 11:23pm
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  • Fortune cookies say crap like "lucky is the number one best choice." She just made that up to seduce you. Oblige the lady.

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 6, 11 at 6:48pm
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  • you should propose to have sex…

    Submitted by Discussion on Jan 6, 11 at 5:27pm
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  • If anyone ever texted me in all caps, like this fucking idiot, I would fucking shove their texting hand down into my garbage disposal and turn on the fucking switch. What.

    Submitted by niceman on Jan 12, 11 at 1:53pm
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