is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So here I am, sexting at work.
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