I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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