fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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