He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Congratulations! We have a period
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
