why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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