Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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