This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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