Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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