no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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