Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
