help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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