My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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