I don't think brook has ever known best
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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