Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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