So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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