singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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