he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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