3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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