Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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