i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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