where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
me + whiskey = a bad person
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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