Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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