So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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