she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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