Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She's not a foreskin expert like you
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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