Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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