She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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