this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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