have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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