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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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