I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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