just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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