I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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