Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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