had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you would pick up someone in the library
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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