Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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