I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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